For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage...
Women are like apples on trees: The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid offalling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of thetree.
And remember...
Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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